An Austin filmmaker/artist/writer/critic shows up fashionably late to the blog party, but nevertheless enjoys sharing his cinematic rants with you, the Thoughtful Public.
That is fucking HEE-larious. I have no doubt that this will totally revitalize Paris Hilton's image. Within a year, people will surely think of Paris as a sweet, virginal girl next door.Not only that, they'll also decide that she isn't a shallow, vacuous, emotionally stunted attention whore, who wouldn't have had five seconds of fame without her daddy's money and PR squad.And then rainbows will sprout from beneath her feet when she walks, and cookies and lollipops will magically rain from the sky wherever she goes!
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